I get to study a whole range of things at college: including hermeneutics.. which is (according to wikipedia)
Hermeneutics may be described as the development and study of theories of the interpretation and understanding of texts
So I may be one of the first people on the planet to work out what those strange 160 character messages means. No more, does that mean he fancies me trauma! No more "did they mean to say shag or were they saying rich?"... happy days!!