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Who will rid me of this meddlesome...

... piano?
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It occurred to me yesterday as i nursed ANOTHER bruise on my arm.. that I have had a piano sat in my hallway for 2 months! It seemed like such a good idea at the time but apparently is not... its stuck there and everytime I walk down my hall I have to squeeze past the darn thing- often not successfully!

A number of options lie before me:
-chop the thing into several hundred pieces
-find lots of people who want to move it.. to where I'm not sure
-sell it
-give it away
-pray it away

It goes next weekend.. even if it kills me... which it might.. hummm


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jonah said…
we would be happy too. I wonder how much shipping to Spain would be?
Michael said…
Hey! Great Blog!

I have a website all about the effect of compound actuarial derivatives on transitory stock market indices. If you have a chance come and take a look.

Only kidding.

Jude, I forbid you to chop up the piano! That's almost murder.
Michael said…
P.S. The word forbid is used in the most benign sense.
Kate John said…
michael you crack me up come back
jude said…
I just spoke to him cos I was missing him!!!
Liz said…
*small voice* Please don't kill it....

You could offer it on the Luton Freecycle group: go here to join.
Chris said…
I wonder how many people have tried to go to the address Michael named.

Don't kill it, paint it bright colours, give it a weird name and put it in the Tate Modern!

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