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Here's a thought..

Calorie offsetting.

I eat a cream cake.

Someone in California does twenty minutes on a stepper.

The universal balance is restored!

Happy days.

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Sipech said…
I've just eaten a whole tub of carte dor triple chocolate.

Your turn!
8:59 pm
Anonymous said…
Genius! - and the possiblilities are endless. How about essay ofset (I'll do 1000 words, you can do the other 3000), argument ofset, washing-up ofset, my- football-club-is-going-to-the-dogs ofset, sleep ofset, and..er..carbon ofset.

PS - does prayer ofset work - if so, I'll purches some of your vigil time on Saturday night! Or sin ofset?

Whoops - I just reinvented indulgences!
9:07 pm
jeff said…
bring on ofsetting.

right now I need a cheap flight to rwanda... they have over doubled since I last looked.
any ideas?
10:23 pm
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