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Its May.. Its a World Cup..

.. must be time for all of England to pray for someone's foot!!!

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Yep this time its a double whammy- the boy wonder (?.. dangerous, aggressive, likely to get sent off) Wayne Rooney, carried off yesterday, and the "not 100% happy" Michael Owen.

What is it with Englishmen and their metatarsals? Are we allowed to suggest that the very pretty boots that they wear are simply unhelpful for the crunch of the English game? Are we evolving too slowly? Whatever the reason, money is that teh Sun will carry a weird Yuri Geller/ prayer fusion in an attempt to heal Waynes foot! I;m sure some theological debate can follow about whether we want his foot to heal but lets leave that for another day!

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