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You know its nearly Christmas when...

- you get lots of post in nice coloured envelopes
- you get lots of post which isn't bills
- but you still can't fathom who some of it is from (but at least its not bills!)
- you have about seven emails left in your inbox, none of which you REALLY want to answer
- you have very few new ones with which you can delay/ put off the difficult ones
- businessmen get on trains with large carrier bags rather than briefcases
- the train is busier at midnight than at six p.m.
- no-one on the train is sober (except you.. if you're an abbess anyway.. honest!)
- someone dies in Eastenders

I'm sure there are more... tell me tell me..

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Tim said…
you know it's christmas when you still have 38 books to read by the end of the year!!!! :o)

go on you can do it!!
4:33 pm
Anonymous said…
you know it is christmas *in sweden* when...
-everything is red with hearts (a mix up wth valentine's day surely...)
-kids sing cute songs about gingerbread
-you eat serious amounts of food
-shopping becomes more possible (sales) but less desirable (crowds)
::resa::
12:44 am
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